January 2009
149 posts
“And if you’re lookin’ for me I’m probably inside her…”
– Wheezy QOTD
Double Birthday Extraveganza
It’s Cait & Caitlin’s birthday’s tonight! Aka we’re getting SHITTTAYYY. I just bought a $40 bottle of Captain’s… aka. It’s gonna be a more than good night : )
Dan Kessler, Will Yates & Matt Chang are famous! →
“The City is Mine”- Drake
This is...
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Ok. So there is a cop. Chillin’ between the third and fourth floor of South… with a GIANT telescope. Spying on the “24 Wash N’ Lube” across the street. Like. When I walk downstairs to get my laundry I see a police officer spying on a potential drug heaven. Daris called that shit. Like who the fuck goes to a 24 hour wash n’ lube. And what wash n’ lube is...
My Day.
My day has been alright. I had 3 classes. The first two were only 50 minutes… but… I had a pop quiz in Philosophy which I def. failed. Fuck that shit. It’s so fucking pointless. Like I’m sorry. But how is philosophy at all relevant to my life? Like. It’s not. Anyways. So I failed that shit, but whatever. Then I made myself spaghetti-os… which were FUCKING GROSS....
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Ryan Leslie- Gibberish
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“Kiss the Game Goodbye”- Lil’...
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“I’m sharper than a yellow #2. I does it like I do.”
– Wheezy QOTD
fuck.
My period is still late.
Also. I just saw a commercial for people to get compensation if they got like blood clots or had heart attacks from using Nuva Ring. Yuck.
Also. I’m mad sick.
Also. The Real World Brooklyn is pretty grooood.
Also. I can see Daniella dancing from my room.
My period is late.
Say/ rap/ sing (depending on your talent level) to the tune of “My President is Black” by Young Jeezy. If you’re lame enough to not have heard it yet… here’s a link to listen to it on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JLuWZed8rs
Anyways.
My period is late. My tampax blue. And I be goddamned if I’m pregnant with my boo. His money ain’t green & his Jordan’s...
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I’m proud to say me & Daris saw them in concert a couple months ago with Pacific Division, The Cool Kids & Q-tip. Great concert. Now The Knux on are MTV, I just saw a commerical of them & they were playing this song. It’s gr8.
“Pussy, Money, Weed”- Lil’...
Wellesley, Mass #2 SMARTEST TOWN BITCH! →
WHAD UP BITCH!?!?!?!?! WANNA FUCK WITH SWELLS?!
I didn’t think so.
University Park. Where I grew up in Texas. Is #10. I should be a smart ass mother fucker. What happened?! Oh right. Drugs & alcohol.
Confirmation Letter to Victoria (VICTORIA DON'T...
Janurary 26, 2009
Dear Victoria, Because I’m your sponsor for confirmation I have to write you this letter. Mom has been on my case about doing it for a while… and even though I’m pretty sure it’s a few days overdue… I’m sitting in the library at school… listening to Lil’ Wayne… and after all these days of contemplating what I’m going to write to you about… I feel like I finally...
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-got busted by a transgender ra
-did not let said ra’s presence stop me from drinking or withholding alcohol
-broke into a room
-found weed (in said room)… and smoked it (in said room)
-stole a mattress (from said room)
-stole a flask (from innocent & cute boy)
-stole small dixie cups (… their purpose will not be not revealed)
-had 12-15 shots
-spilled 2 drinks
...
what.
Like. I can’t believe I wasted an entire weekend. I was just. So drunk. The entire time. And when I wasn’t. I was sleeping or doing nothing. That’s why I haven’t blogged in forever. I’m literally living in filth.
“Yes”- Lil’ Wayne
Wesley Perryman
Wes thinks that we’re gonna get married and have beautiful children, with awesome hair, that we can do “so much cool shit with”. I told Wes I wouldn’t mind having beautiful dark babies with him. They’d be really big. He said we’d have a son, & we’d start growing out his dreads when he was 3, so by the time he was in college “he’d have sick...
“I got money, on money, on money, on money, on top of more money. Oh top of my...”
– Wheezy QOTD
“My President (Remix)- Jay-Z
Cause...
WatchOk. Apparently this is “Tha Carter IIII” leaked. I HIGHLY doubt it. I’m glad to see he’s collaborating with Tyga & Eminem tho! Check out #s 2, 5, 8, 9, 10 (“I got a black president and a yellow girl”), 12, 13! (I love Eminem), 15 (I’m Mr. Potato head & you are small fries), 17 (I miss Fat Joe), 18 (Do people like this song? I like think it sucks....
“And I don’t what’s wrong with me… but Ima keep that styrafom...”
– Wheezy QOTD
Michael Smiley Higgins
My dearest friend in the world Michael is coming to visit me this weekend. It’s his birthday and we’re gonna have the best time ever! Here are some pix of us through the years.
My date to Senior Prom. I know. I looked fucking hot as hell. Too back I got kicked out after 5 fucking minutes. Fuck Wellesley Senior High School. Like seriously. Go. Suck. Cock.
Random party senior year....
Boys are sex addicts.
Today pissed me off more than like, any other day I can remember. This week has been officially sucking my dick & I don’t know what to do about it. And the sad part is. I don’t even think I’ve hit rock bottom yet… fuck. Oh & boys are sex addicts, & I’m sorry. But I just CANNOT handle it anymore. Maybe I’ll be gay… nah.
“And I just wanna act like a porno flicking actor.”
– Wheezy QOTD. Lil’ Wayne. So do I.
Highlights of my Wall-to-Wall with Lange
Emily: WAIT! i just rememberd about when you fell up my stairs and went crazy. and then i put my head in the sink and neither of us knew why.
Alex: Oh ya. I went to WedMd about that. I think it's called being stoned out of your mind...
… we smoked excessively. And still do.
Alex: Can I come over when your wisdom teeth are out? I'll keep you company and we can watch hours upon hours of Weeds. I think your parents will let you back into your house... hopefully.
Emily: youre allowed back in the lange house starting tomorrow i think. we'll celebrate. and when i get my wisdon teeth out, we're just gonna take tons of valium and shit and get fucking high and watch weeds. its gonna be fucking awesome.
…. That was after her parents caught us with an ounce of weed... divided evenly into 8 bags *cough * we were drug dealers * cough *
Alex: Bitch! I ain't goin' to skool today. I ain't got no reeezon for dat shit.
… I skipped a lot of school senior year.
Alex: I can't wait for you to spend every weekend with me next year. I'm going to take you to classy Italian dinners on Arthur Ave and then get you fucked up and let you sleep in my dorm room... in my bed.
Emily: ahhhhh are you going to get me drunk and high and take advantage of me. cause im cool with that.
… right after we found out we were going to school 45 minutes away from eachother.
Alex: Happy Birthday! Get ready to be fuckedddd up for all 24 hours of it! P.s. I just turned down a cruise cause I knew the real party was tomorrow... MORNING! See you at 8:35. We'll have a bowl of cereal together for breakfast. Then pack something nice for lunch : )
... we skipped school on Lange's birthday & got high all day starting at 8: 45 am
Emily: how weird was it going home sober tonight
… we were always drunk.
“Foolish”- Shawty Lo.
This song is...
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I fucked something up so it plays on Quicktime… but it’s still sick. I made this last year to “describe my senior experience”. It starts off with me giving some guy head… and ends with me being arrested. Pretty accurate.
WatchToday is totally dedicated to my man Obama.
Our president was sexy, sexy, sexy.
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1866765_1815184,00.html- see them all! props to Erin Buckles. I ganked these photos from her status.
WatchThis video is so good/powerful. WATCH WATCH! My president is black. I can’t wait for my shirt.
Obama
Alex: why do you need to get the fuck out of dc?
cause everyone's freaking out about tmrw?
Will: its beyond awful
its like living in a war zone
Alex: whhyy?
Will: because all the streets are closed
Alex: ohh right
Will: men with guns are roaming the streets
Alex: OH shit!
Will: and there are too many black people
Alex: ahaha
Will: its so awful
i wouldnt have voted if i knew i would be this inconvenienced
Even more on last night
Things I forgot happened:
- I blew kisses at the NYPD & then they pulled over & asked if I was alright. When they drove away I started bragging to the people around me about how many run-ins I’ve have with the police back home… & then proceeded to inform everyone that because I used to “date” *cough* a police officer’s little brother (22 isn’t so...
WatchSilly Southies. For once, I’m not the drunk one.
Highlights of this video: -Randi steals Vanessa’s phone. Like legit takes it out of her hands. And less than one second later Vanessa goes, “Where’d my phone go?” -Randi’s face after she says “Road trip!” -Randi making fun of Caitlin for not being able to do math. When Randi is really the one that’s terribly confused. -I keep saying I want to...
Strapped 4 Life.
Lil’ Wayne wants YOU to wear a condom.
Top Secret Mission
More on last night. Putting a packed bowl in my hand. Is like putting a loaded gun in the hands of someone extremely sucidal. That’s a fucked up way of looking at it, but, whatever. Like. It’s true. As much as I love weed… it brings out the worst in me. I will feen & literally ignore everything around me until I can smoke. Like having weed & not being able to smoke it is...
I insit everyone watch this video. It's fucking... →
Lady Gaga. Along with Lil’ Wayne. Is one of my idols. She’s bangin’.
“Now get off my dick
And get lost in aruba”
– Wheezy QOTD