January 2009
149 posts
December 2008
116 posts
“Bottle Poppin”- Yung Joc feat....
NEW YEARS BITCH!
YEAHHHH Budddy! I just got plans! Dario is having a ripper. I’M SO PUMPED. The rules are as follows:
- You cannot come unless you were invited by Dario himself
-You cannot come unless your car is overflowing with girls. Dario’s exact words were, “Girls bustin’ out your car”
It’s gonna be so silllly. I hope the cops don’t come. That’s why...
WatchNate said this beat is hot. It’s fuckin’ blazing!
Go Raiders.
Ok. So I’m not trying to sound like a piece of hot shit right now, but last night, I’m sad to say, I was kicked out of NOT ONE! But TWO people’s houses. How EMBARRASSING. OK so Mike Sillypanties (that’s what people call him for some reason… his real last name is “Saliponte”… whatever.) had a party last night. Ok. He lives in a MANSION, a. and b, his...
I love Cobra Krames →
Did I mention I'm from TX?
Today I went to Claire’s to get more piercings in order to piss of my parents…. I also dressed like a boy. That was to piss off my Dad. He likes me & my sister to look feminine… it’s weird. When I wear masculine clothing… he asks me, “Don’t you have… other shoes you can wear?” Maybe he doesn’t want me to look like a dyke. Excuse my...
"Payback" (unreleased)- Kayne West →
“And when it comes to money man, Ima ‘bout to go Oprah.”
– Wheezy QOTD
“Play Your Part (Pt. 2)”- Girl Talk
“Pour it on the models… shut up bitch swallow.”
– Wheezy QOTD… Wheezy. I would swallow.
WatchAfter all that.. here’s Birdman feat. Lil’ Wayne, “Pop Bottles (Official Video)”
“Man I fuck ya girl till her pussy got no juice, now she can’t produce, but...”
– Wheezy QOTD
Grounded.
My Mom saw my bruise and grounded me for being “reckless” with my body. Ya right. My “grounding” will last about an hour. Plus, they should know better than to let me out of the house with alcohol when I’m wearing heels. I’m a clumsy, “slip-n-slide” drunk.
Watch“Cupid Shuffle”- Cupid
I first heard this at my family reunion in Louisiana last summer. Cupid is from Lafayette, the same town in Louisiana as Papa… We love to dance to this song. It’s real’ easy to learn.
What happens when I move back into my room...
Tonight.
December 27th. Schmidt’s b-day. So we started out the night @ the MUCH downgraded Tuccis. Like I used to work & be sexually harrassed there… now I wouldn’t even go back for the foriegn male attention. The food has gotten so bad. Like WHO changed the recipe for the cream sauce in the chix/brox/rigs. Cause CHICKEN BROCOLLI RIGGATONI done the old way with the cream sauce was my...
More on the po-po
So. Last night the police came to Peter’s apartment… which can probably be blamed on me. The police coming can literally, almost always, be blamed on me. For instance, the police showing up to Matt Smith’s house over the Summer. The police got pissed cause Matt lied and said almost everyone was 21. Too bad me and the biddies were hiding inside and we didn’t come out until...
Update
1. my shoe has been located.
2. i realize i’ve lost my driver’s license…
3. nickname addition: blagcock… wtf will. that makes NO sense.
“These bitches in my hair like the fuckin’ po-lice.”
– Wheezy QOTD
Honestly.
Honestly. i fell so hard tonight. like I SLID down a flight of stairs and COMPLETELY injured my ass/ lower back area. The only way I can discribe it is through this picture. If you think you see my ass crack. you do. …and I think it’s hott. p.s. WHERE IS MY OTHER SHOE?! I went home with three shoes tonight. a pair that is DEFINITELY not mine and ONE of my high heels. I want that shoe...
Watchtalking to the police. the owner of the apartment, peter, was missing. i tried to explain to the po where he’d gone.
Watch“I’m sorry… that your boyfriend beats you.” “Are you still w/ T-Rex… are you with Stinky?” “Oh! Are you back out wit Stinky?… is he outta jail?”
confused in Mobil.
Text from Emily Lange:
im lying inthe guest bedroom watching whatever shitty christmas tv is on while i scratch mah itchy cat eyes. my aunt has a nasty feline.
Oops.
a) oops cause I didn’t actually go to church. Mom & etc. left while I was napping on the couch.
b) i’m getting headaches from weed withdrawl cause i didn’t smoke today. (and by today i mean the 24th. but i won’t smoke on christmas either… out of principle… & i’ll probably get an even worse headache cause of it).
c) victoria is upset at me for...
Mike puts his foot down.
So my Dad has just informed me that we’re NOT going to church tonight. That he doesn’t want to and no one cares and that it’s “hypocritical” cause most of the people that are at church on Christmas Eve or Christmas are the same people that are there on Easter and that’s the only two times a year they go. He goes to church every Sunday so he’s just gonna go...
The Kissiday Boys
The Kissiday boys are so cute. I saw them both Christmas shopping today in DICKS (sporting goods). I bought Papa a really nice version of my dome hat from there, but then when I called my Mom to tell her about it (cause I get really excited & proud when I think I’ve done things correctly) she was like, “NO! THAT’S TO NICE OF A DOME HAT! IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE!” wah...
WatchOma thinks I’m fat & Papa is going to “look into it.”
X-mas Presents
So today I was told that I am expected to get my entire family Christmas presents. WHAT?! I thought we were gonna do that thing we did when I was little, and like, have my Mom & Dad buy everything & just put my name on shit they bought and pretend it was from me. Like I was never really supposed to buy my own shit for my family members. Ok. So I guess now that I’m not a wittle wittle...
“Shawty said the nigga that she wit ain’t shit.”
– Wheezy QOTD
Letter to Lil' Wayne
Ok so I’m trying to upload this silly video of Oma & Papa & I, & in order to do this I have to upload some stupid ass like “vimeo” shit, so they like, sent me some retarded confirmation email which I didn’t even recieve, and then I went to like the “Help” section and it was like “Uhh… check your spam and draft inbox…” and I...
Nickname addition:
11. Blabcop.
While high, I watched many epsiodes of this show.... →
Matt, Operation Repo’s main muscle.